DAUGHTER (13) IS A FUCKING GENIUS August 15, 2019

THE INFURIATING SMIRK of ESOTERIC FOREKNOWLEDGE August 15, 2019August 15, 2019

DATA VS SATURATION SCAREMONGERING BRAINWASH TECH: WHICH IS MOST PERSUASIVE? (AND OTHER RHETORICAL QUESTIONS) August 13, 2019August 14, 2019

ICKY DRIBLETS: A NANOGAZETTE (FALL EDITION) August 11, 2019August 13, 2019

BRIEF SKETCHES of an ANTI-SNOWFLAKE’S CHILDHOOD (in AMBER) August 7, 2019August 9, 2019

THE LITTLE PICTURE BOOK of SNARKY SNIPPETS July 29, 2019July 29, 2019

NOTE TO ONE’S SUBSEQUENT SELF & OTHERS July 27, 2019July 27, 2019

6IX KWIK KLIPS* July 15, 2019July 15, 2019

WHY, YOUR THREE-YEAR-OLD COULD HAVE DONE THAT! MY LIFE THUS FAR IN ART July 11, 2019July 15, 2019

THIS INCREDIBLE SEX COMEDY (another swell excerpt) July 7, 2019July 8, 2019

SHITWIT FRIDAY July 5, 2019July 7, 2019

NEO-POLITICS: AN AWFUL PRIMER July 4, 2019July 7, 2019

MADCAP VIDCRAP RECAP June 29, 2019June 29, 2019

SUMMER JAM 2019 (put the top down and pump up the vol, y’all) June 23, 2019June 23, 2019

SACRED COWS and the LOGIC of PROTEST vs the OILY CON and the RISE of the NATO BURKA June 23, 2019June 23, 2019

WHAT NOW IS (A General Impression in 7 Spooky Videos) June 20, 2019

THE BLOOMSDAY ANTI-BLUENOSE FUSILLADE June 16, 2019June 16, 2019

VINTAGE DATA June 15, 2019June 16, 2019

YESTERDAY’S INSULTS ARE TOMORROW’S COMPLIMENTS: a short story from EVEN MORE DIFFICULT TEXTS June 15, 2019June 16, 2019

NOTES from the SEETHING RIM of a RHINESTONE-FESTOONED SHIT-VORTEX which hopes to CLAIM US ALL June 8, 2019June 9, 2019

A READER (WHO IS ALSO AN ESTEEMED WRITER) WRITES June 6, 2019June 8, 2019

PUNISH THE WICKED (a short story) June 2, 2019June 8, 2019

THE UTILITY of CANON-CROSSING, NON-LOCAL, ANTI-ETHNOCENTRIC INFLUENCES June 1, 2019

THE EXCELLENT TASTE of OUR BENEFACTORS (a short story from NOT REALLY DIFFICULT TEXTS) May 29, 2019June 8, 2019

GIMLET-EYED RUNE READING, part 2: ORIGIN of a GRAND OLD MEME May 28, 2019May 28, 2019

GUEST TEXT: AUTHOR’S INTENTION by TED SILAR May 26, 2019May 26, 2019

THE STRANGE CASE of the CUDDLIEST REVOLUTIONARY May 23, 2019May 31, 2019

EXCERPTS FROM “THE VELVETEEN GULAG” [a memoir]: CHAPTER 22: DESERT LAWNS May 22, 2019June 16, 2019

COMPARATIVE POETRY May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

GIMLET-EYED RUNE READING: THINKING IS THE ONLY “WOKE” THERE IS (UPDATED) May 18, 2019August 8, 2019

SONTAG’S EASTER SURPRISE: UPDATED May 15, 2019May 27, 2019

ROSEMARY’S BOWIE & ASSORTED BITS of BLIP & INFO May 12, 2019May 12, 2019

SCI FI FOR MODERNS May 9, 2019June 8, 2019

ICKY DRIBLETS: A NANOGAZETTE (SPRING EDITION) May 3, 2019June 8, 2019

PROFESSING DESIRE: VARIETIES of LONGING behind the NOVEL May 2, 2019May 4, 2019

COLLECTED APHORISMS and OBSERVATIONS of PASTOR PRIME [continually updated]: A NOTEBOOK May 1, 2019June 30, 2019

the undertaker: a very long pome April 30, 2019May 13, 2019

SHITE SUPREMACY April 27, 2019June 8, 2019

EHUD SAID TO EGLON (a short story from GERMANTOWN) April 20, 2019April 22, 2019

REACH OUT AND _______ SOMEONE April 19, 2019April 19, 2019

TALES of FAT FETUS and the T-WORD April 18, 2019April 26, 2019

VAR DIV MISC April 15, 2019April 16, 2019

LITTYBITS April 9, 2019April 12, 2019

THE DETESTABLE GENIUS HALL of FAME: EPISODE ONE April 5, 2019April 6, 2019

KOOTCHIE TOWERS: excerpt #5 April 1, 2019April 8, 2019

SOC-MED GADFLY R US… March 31, 2019June 1, 2019

THE IMPERIAL T of SEX IDENTITY/ UPDATED WITH INTERLUDE March 29, 2019March 30, 2019

a brief break for silly (and more) March 29, 2019April 1, 2019

EXCERPTS FROM “THE VELVETEEN GULAG” [a memoir]: CHAPTER 27: GIANTS March 28, 2019July 10, 2019

IDIOT’S GUIDE TO GLEEFULLY-and-FEARLESSLY FLIPPING-THE-SKY-GOD-OFF @ 60 March 28, 2019March 29, 2019

THE SAD STUFF/ THE BAD STUFF/ THE MAD STUFF and MORE March 25, 2019April 12, 2019

JESUS in VEGAS: an Excerpt* March 18, 2019June 8, 2019

DOES THIS TINFOIL MAKE YOU LOOK FAT? March 11, 2019March 12, 2019

GO ‘N GIT YER BETTEREST HAIDPHONES March 3, 2019July 12, 2019

THE OPENLY PRIVATE February 25, 2019February 26, 2019

OPEN LETTER to the SECRET COMMITTEE February 25, 2019March 26, 2019

THESE QUEASY SEDUCTIONS February 22, 2019February 22, 2019

WRITING ABOUT SEX(X) February 17, 2019June 8, 2019

3 POSTMODERN MURDER MYSTERY NOVELLAS February 15, 2019February 23, 2019

FUN with DER ALT RIGHT: UPDATED February 13, 2019March 8, 2019

VERY RECENT COLLECTED SHORT STORIES of STEVEN AUGUSTINE: 2017-2018 [downloadable pdf] February 10, 2019April 13, 2019

KOOTCHIE TOWERS EXCERPT #4 February 8, 2019June 7, 2019

TRUTH-WIT’S PHLOGISTON February 6, 2019February 7, 2019

FICTIFICATION and ITS RISKS February 1, 2019February 6, 2019

KONG of PAP [re-posted from 2009, with an offensive new preface] January 29, 2019January 31, 2019

TEH TYME MASHEEN January 28, 2019February 5, 2019

RADICAL RASPBERRIES January 28, 2019February 4, 2019

KILLING THE RARA AVIS (with a catshit trap) January 27, 2019June 18, 2019

HOW IS IT THAT YOU READ THESE THINGS? A Quick Little Rip on Murakami’s Latest January 27, 2019January 28, 2019

JOY January 26, 2019January 27, 2019

INUTILE ARGUMENTATION January 20, 2019February 19, 2019

QUICK LITTLE WEBBY TITTERS January 16, 2019February 6, 2019

GOTH AND CHOCOLATE: AN INVERTED ME TOO TALE January 15, 2019January 15, 2019

RUBY’S LOOPS: A SHORT STORY January 13, 2019February 9, 2019

EXCERPTS FROM “THE VELVETEEN GULAG” [a memoir]: CHAPTER 5: BOJOVAT ZA NOVY ZIVOT January 13, 2019January 13, 2019

EXCERPTS FROM “THE VELVETEEN GULAG” [a memoir]: CHAPTER 42:STOCKHOLM SYNDROME January 13, 2019July 11, 2019

RESISTANCE-IN-JOY: APPRECIATIONS (episode one) January 3, 2019January 6, 2019

FROM WAY BEYOND THE MARGINS: DAY 1, YEAR 2019 January 1, 2019January 1, 2019

LET X= December 30, 2018January 21, 2019

THE MIRACLE of the APPARITION in the CANDLE-ILLUMINATED CORPUS of the CRANBERRY SAUCE: a Christmas Story of Short Length, illustrated by ET December 25, 2018December 25, 2018

JULES: a short story December 22, 2018January 3, 2019

THIS WEEK’S LETTER EXCHANGE WITH ET December 21, 2018December 22, 2018

PURGE THINE AUDIOTOXINS December 19, 2018December 21, 2018

Excerpt from THE BOMB COLLECTOR (a novel) December 18, 2018December 19, 2018

PROFILES IN SHEER NERVE: A Heavily-Bowdlerized Journal Entry regarding the Summer of 2001 and Beyond December 18, 2018December 18, 2018

ISAAC ASIMOV: A SONG December 17, 2018

I KNOW I ARE BUT WHAT YOU AM: A QUICK COLLECTION OF DINKY THINKLINGS & ONE GOOD JOKE December 14, 2018December 16, 2018

3Pomes from IF BERLIN December 12, 2018

A READER WRITES December 10, 2018December 21, 2018

EXCERPTS FROM “THE VELVETEEN GULAG” [a memoir]: CHAPTER 2: IMAGINED December 9, 2018August 15, 2019

2 SAUL and WALLY TALES (two short stories) December 8, 2018December 8, 2018

THE GRADUATE (a short story from DIFFICULT TEXTS) December 7, 2018December 7, 2018

THE GENDARMES OF MOROCCO: a Short Story December 7, 2018December 7, 2018

THREE OBLOMOVIAN OBLOQUIES December 6, 2018January 5, 2019

FATHERSTORY: THE INVERSIONS December 4, 2018December 4, 2018

JUST SAYIN’ : A FOOTNOTE or “A TOUCH OF IRONY” December 3, 2018December 3, 2018

KUDOS, by RACHEL CUSK: a Book Review November 24, 2018June 2, 2019

MAJESTIC IMPERIAL PANOPLY: DIVERS and SUNDRY LINKS/JAPES/GRUMBLES November 23, 2018December 15, 2018

THURSDAY NIGHT BY THE LIBRARY November 15, 2018November 15, 2018

21 UNFORGIVABLE ONE-LINERS November 8, 2018November 8, 2018