
(J)WOKE J(W)OKES and THE BEASTS
The doctor tells his patient “I have good news and bad news.” The patient says, “Tell me the bad news first, doc. I can take it.” The doctor says “Well, after an exhaustive battery of expensive tests, I’m forced to conclude that I no longer have the slightest excuse to charge you massive amounts of money for supposedly treating the terminal disease that I previously jumped to the conclusion you may conceivably have begun to suffer from. Without an excuse to treat you, this also means no juicy kickbacks for needlessly exposing you to incredibly toxic drugs that would guarantee … Continue reading (J)WOKE J(W)OKES and THE BEASTS