FIRST PRIZE WINNERS   affirmation without exception we’re all exceptional for exception’s the rule   affirmative acting they never lower the bar without then matching the ceilings, suckers   trigger #1 “her breasts” expose those words as unacceptable   authenticity #1 condition  those kids: polite, erudite, prepared: not their attributes   SECOND PRIZE WINNERS   witness the war criminal’s vagina resulted in many painless deaths   guidelines “morbidly obese” is a hurtful description use “relaxed-fit” graves   warning appropriation’s cross-culturality is often too playful   trigger#2 without permission regardless of intention erection is rape   THIRD PRIZE WINNERS   positivity … Continue reading THIS YEAR’S WINNERS of the ERIC BLAIR MEMORIAL IMPERIAL HAIKU AWARDS