Where does the dirty-trick debating-term “Conspiracy Theorist” (the logical equivalent of a too-general-to-be-meaningful term like “Crime Theorist”) come from? Well,  late in the year of 1967 the following memo was released, internally,  for the perusal of CIA staff:



CIA Document 1035-960
Concerning Criticism of the Warren Report

CIA Document #1035-960

RE: Concerning Criticism of the Warren Report

1. Our Concern. From the day of President Kennedy’s assassination on, there has been speculation about the responsibility for his murder. Although this was stemmed for a time by the Warren Commission report, (which appeared at the end of September 1964), various writers have now had time to scan the Commission’s published report and documents for new pretexts for questioning, and there has been a new wave of books and articles criticizing the Commission’s findings. In most cases the critics have speculated as to the existence of some kind of conspiracy, and often they have implied that the Commission itself was involved. Presumably as a result of the increasing challenge to the Warren Commission’s report, a public opinion poll recently indicated that 46% of the American public did not think that Oswald acted alone, while more than half of those polled thought that the Commission had left some questions unresolved. Doubtless polls abroad would show similar, or possibly more adverse results.

2. This trend of opinion is a matter of concern to the U.S. government, including our organization. The members of the Warren Commission were naturally chosen for their integrity, experience and prominence. They represented both major parties, and they and their staff were deliberately drawn from all sections of the country. Just because of the standing of the Commissioners, efforts to impugn their rectitude and wisdom tend to cast doubt on the whole leadership of American society. Moreover, there seems to be an increasing tendency to hint that President Johnson himself, as the one person who might be said to have benefited, was in some way responsible for the assassination.

Innuendo of such seriousness affects not only the individual concerned, but also the whole reputation of the American government. Our organization itself is directly involved: among other facts, we contributed information to the investigation. Conspiracy theories have frequently thrown suspicion on our organization, for example by falsely alleging that Lee Harvey Oswald worked for us. The aim of this dispatch is to provide material countering and discrediting the claims of the conspiracy theorists, so as to inhibit the circulation of such claims in other countries. Background information is supplied in a classified section and in a number of unclassified attachments.

3. Action. We do not recommend that discussion of the assassination question be initiated where it is not already taking place. Where discussion is active [business] addresses are requested:

a. To discuss the publicity problem with [?] and friendly elite contacts (especially politicians and editors), pointing out that the Warren Commission made as thorough an investigation as humanly possible, that the charges of the critics are without serious foundation, and that further speculative discussion only plays into the hands of the opposition. Point out also that parts of the conspiracy talk appear to be deliberately generated by Communist propagandists. Urge them to use their influence to discourage unfounded and irresponsible speculation.

b. To employ propaganda assets to [negate] and refute the attacks of the critics. Book reviews and feature articles are particularly appropriate for this purpose. The unclassified attachments to this guidance should provide useful background material for passing to assets. Our ploy should point out, as applicable, that the critics are (I) wedded to theories adopted before the evidence was in, (I) politically interested, (III) financially interested, (IV) hasty and inaccurate in their research, or (V) infatuated with their own theories. In the course of discussions of the whole phenomenon of criticism, a useful strategy may be to single out Epstein’s theory for attack, using the attached Fletcher [?] article and Spectator piece for background. (Although Mark Lane’s book is much less convincing that Epstein’s and comes off badly where confronted by knowledgeable critics, it is also much more difficult to answer as a whole, as one becomes lost in a morass of unrelated details.)

4. In private to media discussions not directed at any particular writer, or in attacking publications which may be yet forthcoming, the following arguments should be useful:

a. No significant new evidence has emerged which the Commission did not consider. The assassination is sometimes compared (e.g., by Joachim Joesten and Bertrand Russell) with the Dreyfus case; however, unlike that case, the attack on the Warren Commission have produced no new evidence, no new culprits have been convincingly identified, and there is no agreement among the critics. (A better parallel, though an imperfect one, might be with the Reichstag fire of 1933, which some competent historians (Fritz Tobias, AJ.P. Taylor, D.C. Watt) now believe was set by Vander Lubbe on his own initiative, without acting for either Nazis or Communists; the Nazis tried to pin the blame on the Communists, but the latter have been more successful in convincing the world that the Nazis were to blame.)

b. Critics usually overvalue particular items and ignore others. They tend to place more emphasis on the recollections of individual witnesses (which are less reliable and more divergent–and hence offer more hand-holds for criticism) and less on ballistics, autopsy, and photographic evidence. A close examination of the Commission’s records will usually show that the conflicting eyewitness accounts are quoted out of context, or were discarded by the Commission for good and sufficient reason.

c. Conspiracy on the large scale often suggested would be impossible to conceal in the United States, esp. since informants could expect to receive large royalties, etc. Note that Robert Kennedy, Attorney General at the time and John F. Kennedy’s brother, would be the last man to overlook or conceal any conspiracy. And as one reviewer pointed out, Congressman Gerald R. Ford would hardly have held his tongue for the sake of the Democratic administration, and Senator Russell would have had every political interest in exposing any misdeeds on the part of Chief Justice Warren. A conspirator moreover would hardly choose a location for a shooting where so much depended on conditions beyond his control: the route, the speed of the cars, the moving target, the risk that the assassin would be discovered. A group of wealthy conspirators could have arranged much more secure conditions.

d. Critics have often been enticed by a form of intellectual pride: they light on some theory and fall in love with it; they also scoff at the Commission because it did not always answer every question with a flat decision one way or the other. Actually, the make-up of the Commission and its staff was an excellent safeguard against over-commitment to any one theory, or against the illicit transformation of probabilities into certainties.

e. Oswald would not have been any sensible person’s choice for a co-conspirator. He was a “loner,” mixed up, of questionable reliability and an unknown quantity to any professional intelligence service.

f. As to charges that the Commission’s report was a rush job, it emerged three months after the deadline originally set. But to the degree that the Commission tried to speed up its reporting, this was largely due to the pressure of irresponsible speculation already appearing, in some cases coming from the same critics who, refusing to admit their errors, are now putting out new criticisms.

g. Such vague accusations as that “more than ten people have died mysteriously” can always be explained in some natural way e.g.: the individuals concerned have for the most part died of natural causes; the Commission staff questioned 418 witnesses (the FBI interviewed far more people, conduction 25,000 interviews and re interviews), and in such a large group, a certain number of deaths are to be expected. (When Penn Jones, one of the originators of the “ten mysterious deaths” line, appeared on television, it emerged that two of the deaths on his list were from heart attacks, one from cancer, one was from a head-on collision on a bridge, and one occurred when a driver drifted into a bridge abutment.)

5. Where possible, counter speculation by encouraging reference to the Commission’s Report itself. Open-minded foreign readers should still be impressed by the care, thoroughness, objectivity and speed with which the Commission worked. Reviewers of other books might be encouraged to add to their account the idea that, checking back with the report itself, they found it far superior to the work of its critics.



*PS Just to show you the interconnectedness of Everything: Lawyer Mark Lane is mentioned, above, as the author of a popular (disinfo-disseminating) JFK “conspiracy theory” book that CIA agents (or propaganda assets) should debunk in the prescribed manner… although (and this is an example of the 4-D chess Intelligence plays as a default, so pay attention) Lane was probably a propaganda asset working for, or with, the CIA when he published the very book, which posits a conspiracy but, consistent with the goal of disinfo,  does so in a way that is A) easily debunked and/or B) misdirects attention away from CIA involvement (Lane’s book falls in the “A” category; Lane is famous for the unreliability of his “evidence”: “National Committee for a Citizens Commission of Inquiry on U.S. War Crimes in Vietnam staffers criticized Lane as being arrogant and sensationalistic, and said the book he was writing had “shoddy reporting in it” ).

The point of the CIA’s operation of someone like Lane, who would appear to have been anti-CIA, would have been to get control of anti-CIA (or anti-Mainstream) theories by being in charge of the most famous of them (ergo, promoting Lane’s book to bestseller status) very early in the game. Too many in the “Conspircy Thuriss” world considered Lane a straight source of info regarding JFK/ Oswald and subsequent  “Conspircy” topics. A really effective disinfo agent  can develop so much notoriety (see “Alex Jones”) that the mere mention of his/her name, in a paragraph related to a given topic, is sufficient to undermine the credibility of any person or topic mentioned in the same paragraph: the white middle class voter (the target demographic meant to read/see/hear most, though not all, disinfo campaigns) rolls her/his eyes and moves on.

[sidebar: Here’s some relevant modern disinfo with a delightfully bullshitty conclusion all its own: “The CIA did have extensive paid and contractual relationships with journalists. But that policy ended 45–48 years ago.”  uh, yeah….]

Mark Lane later resurfaced in the annals of tabloid history as one of the few survivors of the (multi-national Intelligence Operation, Nazi-esque) Jonestown Massacre: wheels within wheels within wheels (I won’t confuse you by going into how many “Jonestowns,”  in that part of the world, there were at the time). Mark Lane, the Zelig of “Conspircy Thuriss” events:

Late in the afternoon of November 18, two men wielding rifles approached Lane and Garry, who had earlier been sent to a small wooden house by Jones. It is not clear whether the gunmen were sent to kill Lane and Garry, but one of the gunmen recognized Charles Garry as an attorney in a trial that the gunman had attended. After a relatively friendly exchange, the men informed Garry and Lane that they were going to “commit revolutionary suicide” to “expose this racist and fascist society”. The gunmen then gave Garry and Lane directions to exit Jonestown.Garry and Lane then sneaked into the jungle, where they hid and called a temporary truce [ed.’s note: wha… ?] while the tragedy unfolded.

What a bullshit story.



    1. Here’s my vote for a song lyric as good as a nail gun:

      ****Up The Hill Backwards****

      The vacuum created
      by the arrival of freedom
      And the possibilities it seems to offer
      It’s got nothing to do with you,
      if one can grasp it
      It’s got nothing to do with you,
      if one can grasp it

      A series of shocks – sneakers fall apart
      Earth keeps on rolling
      witnesses falling
      It’s got nothing to do with you,
      if one can grasp it
      It’s got nothing to do with you,
      if one can grasp it

      Yeah, yeah, yeah
      up the hill backwards
      It’ll be alright ooo-ooo

      While we sleep they go to work
      We’re legally crippled
      it’s the death of love
      It’s got nothing to do with you,
      if one can grasp it
      It’s got nothing to do with you,
      if one can grasp it

      More idols than realities
      I’m OK, you’re so-so

      Yeah, yeah, yeah – up the hill backwards
      It’ll be alright ooo-ooo


    1. Jim: Paranoia didn’t kill all those innocent mothers, fathers, children, grannies, aunts and uncles (etc) in, say, Iraq. Powerful people *conspired* to massage the ignorant Murkkan masses, with utter lies, into green-lighting the war crime of invading a sovereign territory for no reason other than the extended wealth/power of the top conspirators. This theory is not a Narcissistic fever dream… the essential facts of it are “mainstream”. And that’s just one example. “Iran/ Contra” wasn’t a paranoid projection (despite the fact that Ollie North, the designated fall guy for the crime(s), paid no price for it) … all those slaughtered “commie” nuns/priests/villagers in Central America were slaughtered at someone’s cloaked behest: conspiracy. And so on. The point is to keep bringing up these unpleasant facts until the Orwellian shell they’ve coated the word “conspiracy” with cracks and the word begins to resemble its legal definition, again, and not some spicy Internet buzzword designed to shut down rational thought. The judicial system has a massive framework for defining, prosecuting and sentencing conspirators of all shapes and nearly all sizes… when did people A) forget this and B) fail to realize they could at least hanker after using this system on Cheney/ Rumsfeld/ Bush/Clinton/BHO et al? Modern Life is rife with conspiracies (many genocidal) in direct proportion to Populist Media’s dedicated efforts to indoctrinate us against worrying about that fact. Can’t imagine the existence of a cogent argument against any of those points but I’d be glad to be surprised by one! laugh


    2. And re: “dysfunctional politics”: it’s all functioning incredibly well, in fact… from the POV of those the mechanisms are in place to serve. It was ever thus. The top of the pyramid does not (will never) serve the bottom.


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