MAJESTIC IMPERIAL PANOPLY: DIVERS and SUNDRY LINKS/JAPES/GRUMBLES

1 IMPERIAL HEADLINES 2017-2018

 

*Pregnant 19-year-old accused of raping boy, 14

*If a nuclear bomb is dropped on your city, here’s where you should run and hide

*Mother and Son Transition to Father and Daughter After Realizing They Are Transgender

*Bull gores 11-inch horn up matador’s butt

*Reality TV Show Drops People into the Wild for a Year, Doesn’t Tell Them Show is Canceled

*Mobile cooling unit used after Ohio county morgue runs out of space

*Here’s Video Footage of the Bomb Dropped on Afghanistan

*Couple finds out they are biological twins during IVF treatment

*Okla. Woman Gets Life for Dressing as a Witch to Terrorize Her 7-Year-Old Granddaughter

*Retired Cubs Catcher Catches Fart in Face on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

*Hillary Clinton: I’m ‘part of the resistance’

*31-Year-Old Woman Becomes First Preschool Teacher With Down Syndrome

*White Cop Who Finds He Has African Ancestry Sues City, Chief Over Racism

*Mom shot in the head in front of baby on Mother’s Day

*Oregon man kills mother on Mother’s Day, brings her severed head to store, police say

*American Airlines accused of racism for sending black woman with first class ticket to back of plane

*Oxford student who knifed boyfriend could avoid prison ‘because of her extraordinary talent’

*Woman Charged for Pointing Gun at Teen Allegedly Raping Dog

*Mom Who Allowed Snake to Bite Her Baby as a Parenting Lesson, Charged with Child Abuse

*The Dangerous Texting Slang All Parents Should Know

*Man Takes His Children on Road Trip With Their Mother’s Body Stuffed in Box: Cops

*L.A. man accused of smuggling king cobras in potato chip cans

*Parents Open Up About Heartbreaking After Teen Allegedly Livestreamed Fatal Crash That Killed Sister

*Arkansas caretaker accused of biting elderly woman to death charged with murder
*Woman accused of setting boyfriend on fire, dousing flames with urine dies

*Pelvic mesh victims disgusted at suggestion of anal sex as solution

*Lil B offers free verses to victims of Hurricane Harvey

*Neighbor Opens Fire As Father In Clown Mask Chases Child
*Why Woman Who Had Affair With Serial Killer Todd Kohlhepp Fears She Could Have Been Next

*Family Still Searching for Answers, 8 Years After Anti-Kidnapping Expert Was Kidnapped

*TV Is Officially Killing You, Says Science

*Medical graduate put on sex offenders’ register after grabbing Tinder date’s breasts during sex

*’My parents didn’t tell me I was blind until I was 17′

*People actually think the planet is 2018 years old today

*”Exotic food writer Eddie Lin was just another dad with a camera in the delivery room when his second daughter was born. Once the joyous moment was over, he turned his camera on something else – the placenta – because his wife Diane wanted to eat hers – and it was his job to prepare it. Eddie captured the results for his doc-in-progress American Afterbirth.”

*Woman who married her mom after they ‘hit it off’ pleads guilty to incest

*Police: Teen killed mom hours after she told him he couldn’t keep puppy

*Decapitated teen also had forearms cut off, officials say

*Suspect’s farting shuts down interrogation

*Man accused of having sex with family’s pet donkey

*Police: Man snaps woman’s neck after she says ‘no’ to marriage proposal

*Biracial boy allegedly hanged by group of teens gets big birthday surprise

*Autopsy: Girl strangled, dismembered on 10th birthday as mom watched

*Mom accused of recording sex acts with children and selling them online

*Man admits decapitating wife in front of children, putting head in freezer

*Prosecutors: Boy raped for years by men in animal costumes

*DA: Mom didn’t report boyfriend molesting daughter due to ‘hectic work schedule’

*Tom Hanks to Play Mr. Rogers in Biopic

 

2 FROM the DEPT of SOCIAL ENGINEERING:

A: STOP REPRODUCING, SERFS! TOO MANY SERFS!

http://www.dazeddigital.com/art-photography/article/42274/1/julia-falkner-lorena-hydeman-blah-blah-genitals-masculinity-boys-photographs

http://www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture/article/42508/1/meet-drag-kid-desmond-is-amazing-in-this-new-film

Forget ‘incels’, ‘femcels’ are the new online terror to haunt your dreams

https://splinternews.com/why-rapper-young-thug-wears-womens-clothing-1793851376

 

B: STOP EATING STEAK, SERFS! TOO MANY SERFS ARE EATING STEAK!

yuk

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/why-edible-insects-are-the-next-superfood-trend

Eating insects may be the next big food trend that sticks

https://www.dw.com/en/insect-meatballs-top-the-food-trends-at-germanys-anuga-trade-fair/a-40863714

https://www.bestfoodfacts.org/the-art-of-eating-insects/

 

3 SHIT THAT MAKES U WANNA PARTY LIKE IT’S 1789

“His Berlin atelier houses one of the most important collections of spider’s webs in the world…”

 

4 A MOMENT OF INTERPLANETARY SILENCE

 

http://www.dazeddigital.com/film-tv/article/42185/1/douglas-rain-voice-hal-9000-2001-a-space-odyssey-died

 

5 did you know?

Did you know…

… that quite a few people actually believe that a supposed Super Being, who created a trillion cubic light years of time and space,  sent an unfathomably tiny, carbon-based version of himself to an infinitesimal town on a speck of a planet in a smudge of a solar system on the rim of a nondescript galaxy about 4.3 billion years after the beginning of Time? There to be nailed to boards by bronze-age Romans at the behest of bronze-age Jews in a magical deal to absolve the same bronze-age Jews (and some other members of the species) of their “sins”? “Sins” being grievous moral errors, as defined by the very Super Being who designed the moral equipment of the “sinners” … after not only providing the means and materials with which to “sin” but designing many of the urges (eg, the reproductive urge and its naturally corollary behaviors) as persistent and powerful compulsions the denial of which can result in insanity?  Have I mentioned that the Super Being who sent Himself to be ritually murdered is also His own Son and sometimes manifests Himself as a third character called The Holy Ghost (with no specific attributes differentiating Him from His other two guises) and that He created His own mother, whose vagina he never touched on the way out of the womb? Or that, in the guise of His own Son, He supposedly ate and drank but never pissed, farted or shat for 33 years?

And that many who fervently believe this theory are legally allowed to own weapons, run businesses, reproduce and vote?

Well now you know.

 

 

6 AWFUL PULP-WRITER BECOMES POPULAR BY PREACHING SELFISHNESS TO SELFISH SHITS IN POWER, WHEREUPON NARCISSISTIC SOPHOMORES WITH MONEY REPLACE SYLVIA PLATH, WITH PULP-WRITER, AS THEIR SPIRIT ANIMAL

@4:14 “Every dictatorship is based on altruism….”

You mean “supposed altruism”?  Right? Rather a large difference between the two, is it not, Pulp-Writer? The precise difference between effective Propaganda and Sincerity of Expression, no? You fucking evil and disingenuous huckster-idiot? Right?

@4:27 “Your view is that if we all became comfortable with our natural tendencies… that is to say… Selfishness… there would be less horror, less war, less Hitler…?”

“There wouldn’t be any!”

“The more Selfish we are the more kind… the more tranquil and peaceful… the world in which we live?”

“And more benevolent toward other people!”

21st century sez: “Hold my beer…”

 

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